Reply to Melody

What is wrong with Lord Melody
 And his reply to me
 What is wrong with Lord Melody
 And his reply to me
 It's just a reply he jump and relate
 I think the fella testing me fate
 Because I sang about dear Sparrow and the baby
 He singing about dear Lord Melody
 Anything I do you following me
 Behave your ugly self Melody
 Do what you want but don't get me sore
 Provocation is against the law
 Ah married, you went and you married too
 But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
 We have a little child, you have one too
 Anything I do this monkey does do
 You are a very good calypso singer
 That we all know and will remember
 But your face like a crocodile
 And you looking so fierce and wild
 I know you well and it ain't no lie
 Your mouth always wide open catching fly
 Try some deodorant it wouldn't hurt
 Melody you smelling like a ramgoat
 And anything I do you following me
 Behave your ugly self Melody
 Do what you want but don't get me sore
 Provocation is against the law
 Ah married, you went and you married too
 But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
 We have a next child, you have one too
 Anything I do this monkey does do
 You should really be in the circus
 You ugly hippopotamus
 Never yet in life have I seen
 Such a hideous looking human being
 Sometime your face like a gorilla
 Sometime again it just like an alligator
 If I should open a human zoo
 The first man ah coming to hold is you
 'Cause anything I do you following me
 Behave your ugly self Melody
 Do what you want, don't get Sparrow sore
 Provocation is against the law
 Ah married so you went and you married too
 But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
 We have a next child, you have one too
 Anything I do this monkey does do
 Another thing I notice 'bout you
 You never never will wear socks with your shoe
 In fact you don't wear no underclothes
 You 'fraid that like poison everyone knows
 You wouldn't try some tooth paste once in a while
 To whiten your teeth and brighten your smile
 So when you say you have nice girl that ain't true
 Is only gateway Elaine and them for you
 Anything I do you following me
 Behave your ugly self Melody
 Do what you want, don't get Sparrow sore
 Provocation is against the law
 Ah married, you went and you married too
 But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
 We buy a little car, you buy one too
 Anything I do this monkey does do