We're Both So Sorry

I know you didn't mean it and you're sorry that I left
 I'll go right on pretending I've got nothing to regret
 Except all of the times we wasted giving only second best
 You always seemed to lose the spark when I was only half undressed
 I drove across a sea of legs to find my own command
 The distance paid a lonesome price to see its motherland
 Now if you would unbuckle sir, receive your reprimand
 And hey I'm sorry 'bout so much baby but I know you'll understand
 I'm sorry 'bout so much baby but I know you'll understand
 How can I ever apologize? I meant you no such harm
 I never knew I could possess that fatal kind of charm
 I just wanted to be good to you but I found I was disarmed
 By a lifetime of disillusionment and the distraction of the stars
 I abdicated now I'm just a prince without a land
 My subjects all adored me but for this I had them banned
 Now could I trade my guilt for a good flogging by your hand?
 And hey I'm sorry 'bout so much baby but I know you'll understand
 I'm sorry 'bout so much baby but I know you'll understand
 I can't understand why you refuse my one request
 Just to press against my weaponry and then lay bare your chest
 Challenges like these can be won or lost or laid to rest
 Now we both agree to separate from the lonely castle steps
 The kingdom is destabilized, the watchtower unmanned
 The bedroom lies abandoned and the future is unplanned
 But we've got the past to remind us of what's chivalrous and grand
 And hey I'm sorry 'bout so much baby but I know you'll understand
 I'm sorry 'bout so much baby but I know you'll understand