Driving That Thing

Old Uncle Bill, he was a spikin' man
 Laid down and died with his hammer in his hand
 From drivin' that thing
 Oh, drivin' that thing
 All the lawyers in town talkin' 'bout him drivin' that thing
 Old Uncle Bill, he lived uptown
 Drivin' that thing has done carried him down
 Oh, drivin' that thing
 Oh, drivin' that thing
 Even down to the judges talkin' 'bout him drivin' that thing
 Uncle Bill called the doctor, says: "Come here quick
 I done got my hammer out of fix
 I can't drive that thing
 I can't drive that thing"
 All the lawyers uptown talkin' 'bout him drivin' that thing
 Uncle Bill got the doctor, the doctor said:
 "Drivin' that thing is going to kill you dead"
 Oh, drivin' that thing
 Oh, drivin' that thing
 Even down to the judges talkin' 'bout him drivin' that thing
 Uncle Bill was raggedy; he stayed out of sight
 Ev'ry time you meet him he would want to fight
 About drivin' that thing
 About drivin' that thing
 All the lawyers uptown is talkin' 'bout him drivin' that thing
 Stayed out last night, the night before
 Come home this mornin' knockin' on his door
 He's just been drivin' that thing
 He's just been drivin' that thing
 Even down to the judges talkin' 'bout him drivin' that thing