Real Men

Real men don't need other people
 And real men suck it in
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 Real men don't flinch or bleed in public
 Oh, I think I'm a real man
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 Little boys cry and look around for comfort
 And always get what they want
 Little boys see toys and say, "I can take that!"
 Oh, you are my little boy
 Though honestly sir, all I wanna do
 Is get naked in front of you
 So you can look me up and down
 And tell me, "Well done girl, you're looking good"
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 Real men keep cool in the face of a fire
 Go down with the ship
 And real men don't eat, 'cause they're above that, damn it
 Oh, I'm gonna be a real man
 Though honestly sir, all I wanna do
 Is get naked in front of you
 So you can look me up and down
 And give me your love for being so good
 But little boys hold me, color me
 Praise me, make me feel lovely
 For a little while
 So little boy, say you want me
 'Cause when I can't take it, go ahead
 Do it, do it