Big - Demo

They called me a weiner
 I called them a nerd
 Called her a whore
 And she called me a turd
 I called her long distance
 She said I's absurd
 Not a discouraging word
 On the range could be heard
 And he asked me
 "How does it feel?"
 Come a-ti-yi-yippie-yippie-yippie-yay, o-lo-lo-lo-leee
 Oh, don't you cry for me
 I started playing on somebody's amp
 Lasted me all through the night
 Some cowboy grabbed that hay lady's snatch
 Said "If you have her stamped, it's all right"
 And I'm tired of being treated this way
 Been used, abused, I'll be long gone
 Don't try to find me
 Just watch for the stage I'll be on
 Ran out of money 'bout six months ago
 Been livin' on cactus and plants
 Now I'm thinkin' 'bout killin' my cow
 But I hear that they're gods and thou shall not kill
 And you ask me
 "How does it feel
 When your best friend is all veal
 And you're hungry?"
 They try to tell you on radio show
 And on the TV screen
 Nothin' these days seems make much sense
 So, oh, vo-dee-o-do
 I'm tired of being treated this way
 Been used, abused, I'll be long gone
 Don't try to find me
 Just watch for the stage I'll be on
 Along with this record a plan of attack
 Ride up to you with a gun at your back
 And we invite you to purchase our side
 As you watch, on our ass, as we ride
 And I'm tired of being treated this way
 Been used, abused, I'll be long gone
 Don't try to find me
 Just watch for the stage I'll be on