All Night Diner

Yeah, yes, yes
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 I was at an all night diner
 The sign said, triple X
 But they were talking about root beer
 I'm just sitting down thinking about nothing
 Looking at the thin air, breathing up the oxygen
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 A guy comes up that's looking pretty 8-ball
 Snaggletoothed smile, sits down at my table
 Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
 He said, he said, he said
 He said, he said, he said
 He said, he said, he said, he said
 He said, he said, he said, this is what he said
 I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement
 So I can avoid premature ejaculation
 I got up, remembering to thank him
 Better things to do, so I'll start drinking now
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 I'm in Tahoka, now I'm going to hook up
 With the parties, unfortunately, like always
 No one has any ideas, damn
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on
 Have I told you, have I told you
 Have I told you, have I told you
 You could really get it on
 You could really get it on