Jesus Christ Was an Only Child

And
 Well, Jesus Christ was an only child
 He went down to the river, and he drank and smiled
 And his dad was oh, so mad
 Should have insured that planet before it crashed
 Working real hard to make internet cash
 Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
 I know now what I knew then
 But I didn't know then what I know now
 Penny found out as her hair was styled
 Well, you should hide your kids while the dogs run wild
 Jesus Christ was an only child
 He went down to the river, and he drank and smiled
 And his dad was oh, so mad
 Should have killed that little fucker before he even had
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 Well, Jesus Christ was an only child
 He went down to the river, and he drank and smiled
 And his dad was oh, so mad
 Should have insured that planet before it crashed
 Working real hard to make internet cash
 Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
 Penny found out as her hair was styled
 Well, you should hide your kids while the dogs run wild
 I know now what I knew then
 But I didn't know then what I know now
 I know now what I knew then
 Yeah, I know now what I knew then
 Yeah, I know now what I knew then
 But I didn't know then what I know now