This Devil's Workday

All those people that you know
 All those people that you know
 All those people that you know
 Floating in the river are logs
 I could buy myself a reason
 I could sell myself a job
 I could hang myself on treason
 All the folks I know are gone
 All the people that you know
 All the people that you know
 All the people that you know
 Floating in the river are logs
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 So I ate the wedding cake
 'Til the whole damn thing was gone
 And I'm gonna drown the ocean
 Now ain't none o' that so wrong?
 All the people that you know
 All those people that you know
 All those people that you know
 Floating in the river are gone
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 Gonna take this sack of puppies
 Gonna set it out to freeze
 Gonna climb around on all fours
 'Til all the blood falls out my knees
 All the people that you know
 All the people that you know
 All those people that you know
 Floating in the river are logs
 Well, let's take this potted plant
 To the woods and set it free
 I'm gonna tell the owners
 Just how nice that was of me
 I could buy myself a reason
 I could sell myself a job
 I could hang myself on treason
 Oh, I am my own damn god
 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha