Too Many Fiestas for Rueben

He's 25, hanging out at the high school
 Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that aint cool
 Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache
 Got an ol' AC-DC coming out of the dash
 Hot himself a black Trans Am
 Well, they build 'em much smaller over there in Japan
 Beep, beep, beep on Monday
 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Tuesday
 Too many fiestas for Reuben
 Yeah, he got drunk and he went cruising
 That boy is shot
 Two gallons of tequila is what he's got
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 He's 25, hanging out at the high school
 Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that ain't cool
 Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache
 Got ol' AC-DC coming out of the dash
 He's got himself a black Trans Am
 Well, they build 'em much smaller over there in Japan
 Beep, beep, beep on Wednesday
 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Thursday
 Beep, beep, beep on Friday, Saturday and Sunday are his days off