My Pervert Doppelganger

I've got a pervert doppelganger
 He came from over the sea
 He hangs around doing sexual crimes
 And the blame is getting pinned on me
 The blame is getting pinned on me
 Whenever that pervert shows his face
 My friends all think he's me
 They give him records by Squarepusher
 And a box of Japanese tea
 A box of Japanese green tea
 He's taken a flat in Smithfields now
 Where refrigerated lorries unload dead cows
 They call him the Smithfields Ripper now
 And the rap is getting pinned on me
 The rap is getting pinned on me
 And now my pervert doppelganger
 Has got my girlfriend's phone-number
 I gave her a warning, but yesterday morning
 She cancelled her date with me
 "And made it a date with me!"
 I went to the flat of my doppelganger
 I'd copied my girlfriend's key
 I waited in a cupboard 'til they both came round
 Then jumped out very suddenly
 Jumped out very suddenly
 And now we get along like a house on fire
 The police took away my doppelganger
 He's a high security prisoner now
 Being held under lock and key
 And everybody thinks, thinks he's me
 And when the lorries unload their cows
 Their hogs, their heifers and sows
 In piles of slithering meat
 I give my girl a treat
 With unstoppable energy
 Can the man in the mirror be me
 Can the man in the mirror be me
 Can the man in the mirror be me
 Can the man in the mirror be me
 Or can it be
 My pervert doppelganger
 My pervert doppelganger
 My pervert doppelganger
 My pervert doppelganger