Lumberjack Song

Well the weather for the whole area
 Will continue much the same as the past few days
 Temperatures 17 centigrade, that's 49 fahrenheit
 Winds will freshen tonight to South West, force 6 or 7
 And there will be showers, sometimes heavy in many-
 Oh sod it, I didn't wanna do this, I don't wanna be a weather forecaster
 I don't wanna rabbit on all day about sunny periods
 And patches of rain spreading from the west
 I wanted to be a lumberjack!
 Leaping from tree to tree as they float down
 The mighty rivers of British Columbia
 The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty Scots pine!
 The lowfty flowering cherry, the plucky little aspen
 The limping Roo tree of Nigeria
 The towering Wattle of Aldershot
 The maidenhead weeping water plant
 The naughty Leicestershire flashing oak
 The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip
 The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni
 The Epigillus, the Barter Hughius Greenus
 With my best buddy by my side
 We'd sing, sing, sing
 I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
 I sleep all night and I work all day
 He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
 He sleeps all night and he works all day
 I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
 I go to the lavatory
 On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
 And have buttered scones for tea
 He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
 He goes to the lavatory
 On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
 And has buttered scones for tea
 I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
 I sleep all night and I work all day
 I cut down trees, I skip and jump
 I like to press wild flowers
 I put on women's clothing
 And hang around in bars
 He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
 He likes to press wild flowers
 He puts on women's clothing
 And hangs around in bars
 I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
 I sleep all night and I work all day
 I cut down trees, I wear high heels
 Suspendies, and a bra
 I wish I'd been a girlie
 Just like my dear Papa
 He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
 Suspendies, and a bra?!
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 He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
 He sleeps all night and he works all day
 He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
 He sleeps all night and he works all day