Happy Hour

Looking back I see a million little things that wrecked us
 She never liked my pickup truck parked up beside her Lexus
 And I never wore them khaki's like she asked me
 Just trashy old blue jeans
 Old skoal ring
 She packed up her Chanel
 Said 'go to hell', taught me a lesson
 And now as far as she's concerned
 I'm in a deep and dark depression
 But it's happy-hour drinking double shooters
 Buying whiskey sours for a pack of cougars
 I know I should be sadder but it all seems silly
 'Cause my good buddy went and hooked me up with some Willie
 Girl, I know a breakup ain't supposed to be fun
 But I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done, yeah
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 And I know she'll hear about my 'paint the town red' gallivanting
 And she'll think I thought of her curves when I found that gal to dance with
 And she'll tell her friends I'm faking, my heart's breaking
 Time will take away my grin
 But I'm winning every bar I stumble in
 But it's happy-hour drinking double shooters
 Buying whiskey sours for a pack of cougars
 I know I should be sadder but it all seems silly
 'Cause my good buddy went and hooked me up with some Willy
 Girl, I know a breakup ain't supposed to be fun
 But I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done, yeah
 ♪
 Well, it'll make her feel much better if she thinks my life is hell
 Tell her ever since she left me it's like time is standing still
 And it's happy-hour drinking double shooters
 Buying whiskey sours for a pack of cougars
 
 I know I should be sadder but it all seems silly
 'Cause my good buddy went and hooked me up with some Willy
 Girl, I know a breakup ain't supposed to be fun
 But I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done
 Yeah, I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done, yeah
 
 Looking back I see a million little things that wrecked us
 She never liked my pickup truck parked up beside her Lexus
 And I never wore them khaki's like she asked me
 Just trashy old blue jeans
 Old skoal ring
 She packed up her Chanel
 Said 'go to hell', taught me a lesson
 And now as far as she's concerned
 I'm in a deep and dark depression
 But it's happy-hour drinking double shooters
 Buying whiskey sours for a pack of cougars
 I know I should be sadder but it all seems silly
 'Cause my good buddy went and hooked me up with some Willie
 Girl, I know a breakup ain't supposed to be fun
 But I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done, yeah
 ♪
 And I know she'll hear about my 'paint the town red' gallivanting
 And she'll think I thought of her curves when I found that gal to dance with
 And she'll tell her friends I'm faking, my heart's breaking
 Time will take away my grin
 But I'm winning every bar I stumble in
 But it's happy-hour drinking double shooters
 Buying whiskey sours for a pack of cougars
 I know I should be sadder but it all seems silly
 'Cause my good buddy went and hooked me up with some Willy
 Girl, I know a breakup ain't supposed to be fun
 But I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done, yeah
 ♪
 Well, it'll make her feel much better if she thinks my life is hell
 Tell her ever since she left me it's like time is standing still
 And it's happy-hour drinking double shooters
 Buying whiskey sours for a pack of cougars
 
 I know I should be sadder but it all seems silly
 'Cause my good buddy went and hooked me up with some Willy
 Girl, I know a breakup ain't supposed to be fun
 But I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done
 Yeah, I'm here at happy hour, happy-hours is done, yeah