Hail to Liechtenstein - Live

Raise sails, head to the open sea
 Under captain Schettino's command
 Heeding the proud and stuttering call
 Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein
 From Cape Town, through lake Baikal
 Across Castel di Sangro
 To the enchanted valleys of European Alps
 Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush
 Cows, fire, demons – you cannot stop our march
 Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein
 Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
 Hail to Liechtenstein!
 We bought a swiss motorway vignette
 To drive through the A13
 Avoiding the checks of the border patrol
 To be free from customs control
 Dribbling the sight of old passersby
 Riding to downtown Schaan,
 While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen
 Still inspire us with onanist dreams
 Our journey's over, and the hardships now are gone
 Flying free on Hawking wheelchairs to Liechtenstein
 Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
 Hail to Liechtenstein!
 The highest GDP per person in the world
 Adjusting by purchase power parity
 An unemployment rate so ridiculously low
 It's just 1.5%
 Levying a flat income tax
 And a loose corporate fiscal regime
 Under the sign of the Financial Intelligence Unit
 Fighting laundering and capital flight
 Fürstentum Liechtenstein
 Fürstentum Liechtenstein
 A business-friendly country you are
 Prince Hans Adam! For the permit we'll apply
 To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein!
 Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
 Hail to Liechtenstein!