Valhalleluja

I'm drowning in a sea of desperation
 (Then I sing a prayer to my Lord)
 Away from hope and systembolaget
 (Then I sing a prayer to my Lord)
 I pray, I pray, yes, I pray to my Lord
 I was down on my knees
 Permafrost on my feet
 I was begging in tears, my holy Lord Odin
 Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin
 (Guitar tech of Amon Amarth)
 Viking-friendly, slayer of the Giants
 (Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well)
 For the plunder and the rape, we sing to you Valhalleluja
 For the chopping of the heads, we praise you Odin, our Lord
 For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
 But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all
 We don't know where they are
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
 שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
 אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ
 אוֹדינַי אֶחַד
 Hear my voice, this is Odin calling you
 Times have changed, I'm a Gentlegod
 No more war, just design of furniture
 Master of IKEA
 Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter
 Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
 Gloria patri furnituribus
 In nomine IKEA
 For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK, sing with me Valhalleluja
 For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
 For the pencils and the horse-meatballs, we sing Valhalleluja
 The ergonomics and the quality of our chairs
 Are second to none
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Our Father Odin
 Who art in IKEA
 We understood your message
 We are here to worship your creation
 Please, listen to our prayer!
 VITTSJÖ (everybody!)
 VITTSJÖ (all together!)
 Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
 (Pray for the comfort!)
 KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (come on!)
 KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (pray for your kitchen)
 Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit
 (With a big heart for the living room)
 BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis
 BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis
 Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
 (Making furniture great again!)
 SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis (yeah!)
 SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis (come on!)
 Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey
 (Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey)
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Gloria, gloria
 Let us pray to Odin our Lord
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Valhalleluja
 Falegn-amen
 Let us pray to Odin our Lord
 Let us pray to Odin our Lord
 Let us pray to Odin our Lord
 Amen!