Welcome Wagon

Music - Dave
 Ding dong
 Is anyone home
 Welcome to the block
 Notice
 I didn't knock
 Where're you from
 Were you in Vietnam
 Or were you
 Smart enough to duck
 What about
 Something for lunch
 By the way
 What do you weigh
 You must come to my church
 I know you'll
 Give and give
 So welcome to the block
 On Saturday mornings
 I mow the yard
 Saturday mornings
 He mows the yard
 Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
 Won't you be my friend
 Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
 Till the bitter end
 I'd like to go back
 To SaoPaulo
 South America
 Down in Brazil
 Then it was off
 To Rio De Janeiro
 I was still thinking
 About SaoPaulo
 The beautiful beaches
 Of Ipanemia
 Wasn't long
 We saw the Tonga
 Over the mountains
 Through the jungles
 On our way to
 Humberto's place
 South America down in Brazil
 Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
 Won't you be my friend
 Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
 Till the bitter end
 No one is home
 Next time
 Leave a message
 On my telephone
 Can you hear
 Scottish bagpipes
 On LSD
 Listen now
 Take a Ride
 Don't you remember
 From back in '83
 You had a crush
 On me
 Now you wont look my way
 Just yesterday
 I won the lottery
 Now you remember
 Follow me
 Like a cat
 I'm with the In crowd
 Drive a Rolls Royce
 Let the butler
 Take your hat
 Whoever thought
 Reality could be a dream
 Just yesterday
 I won the lottery
 Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
 Won't you be my friend
 Welcome wagon, welcome wagon
 Till the bitter end