Drink It Up

When Hi-C gets me low
 My lubbot's blue ain't blue it's brown
 my nestle's quick just makes me slow
 when my sparkling cider's lost its shine
 my can of sharp's is dull
 hawaiian punch has knocked me cold
 a feeling hits my skull.
 and my mind just turns to pepsi
 and i couldn't tell you why
 smart drinks lead me to forget
 and coke won't get me high
 when constant comment won't shut up
 i'll sit right down and fill my cup
 with pepsi
 drink it up
 When diet rite to me is wrong
 my country time's expired
 my minute maid's an hour long
 my maxwell house won't get me wired
 when my pet milk turns on me
 and my five alive is dead
 when my royal crown's been overthrown
 an impulse hits my head
 and my mind just turns to pepsi and i think of it a lot
 my swiss miss just wasn't pure
 and kool-aid isn't hot
 when a lot of smoothies rough me up
 i'll turn to a bigger cup of pepsi
 drink it up...
 when samuel adams makes me ail
 dr. pepper's not around
 when sweet success has let me fail
 i crave a flavor most profound
 and my mind just turns to pepsi
 when i look i see i buy
 my crystal light has just burned out
 and canada's gone dry
 my yoohoo will not call to me
 i am a loyal endorsee of pepsi
 drink it up
 -----> words "drink it up" sung in background while boy speaks:
 it's just a funny thing.
 it's just a funny thing.
 that pepsi commercial where there's the sun setting on this farm
 and you hear this noise "reeh reeh" "reeh reeh"
 and you don't know what it is
 and then you see in the back of the barn
 and there's a soda machine
 and this guy has a dollar bill and it goes "reeh reeh" "reeh reeh"
 and then it takes it (voice over from ad "yes!")
 and he goes "yes!"
 "yes!"
 -----> back to singer:
 everybody drink it up