Honky Tonk Hiccups

I got the honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I got the honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 Honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I found the cure on the hardwood floor
 When I got home from work
 I was feeling pretty fine
 'Til I started getting hiccups 'round suppertime
 Held my breath 'til I hit the floor
 But the hiccups kept coming
 Even more more more
 I asked my baby to stand up on a chair
 And when I wasn't looking
 She would give me a scare
 I drank a glass of water
 And I blew into a bag
 But the hiccups kept a-comin
 A nag nag nag
 I got the honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I got the honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 Honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I found the cure on the hardwood floor
 Well I was feeling low
 But my baby made me go
 Down to the honky tonk and hillbilly show
 An hour in the line-up
 And I finally made the door
 But the hiccups kept a-coming
 Even more more more
 First I heard the music
 And then I felt a beat
 And that's when I knew
 That the hiccups would retreat
 I headed for the dance floor
 I really did my best
 I did The Rump Jump
 I guess the whiskey did the rest
 I got the honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I got the honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 Honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I found the cure on the hardwood floor
 Honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I got the honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 Honky tonk hiccups
 Ready steady go
 I found the cure on the hardwood floor
 I found the cure on the hardwood floor
 The only cure is the hardwood floor
 (Hic!)