Feeling Bad

Met a girl at the movies
 She was so beautiful
 She was the one for me
 So I asked her if I could call her at home
 She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"
 So I followed her into the theater
 And found a seat that was right behind her
 Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater
 And then I touched myself
 Feeling bad about myself again
 Feeling bad oh yeah
 Feeling bad about myself again today
 At the school, at the rock show
 At the rollercade, everywhere I go
 People are smiling
 Iits always been the same
 They're wearin' groovy clothes
 Check me out I'm lame
 Paid for a membership down at the local gym
 Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped
 Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins
 But I still look like Phil Collins
 Feeling bad about myself again
 Girls ignore me in the chat room
 Feeling bad about myself again today
 We were in Paris
 We were up in the Eiffel Tower
 We were getting married and all our friends were there
 We made love underneath the Parisian moon
 But that was just a dream
 Just a dream
 Just a crazy dream
 Feeling bad about myself again
 Feeling bad oh yeah
 Feeling bad about myself again today
 Feeling bad about myself again
 First to be the last one picked first
 I'm feeling bad today