Portland

Go back to Portland
 Go back to school
 Go back to the 90's
 When shit was cool
 Go back to metal
 Go back to punk
 Go back to fucking
 And fucking up
 Oh, wrestling a crust-punk
 'Cause he grabbed your back of doughnuts
 On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue
 Nobody gives a fuck
 About your stupid food truck at all
 Out on the streets of Portland
 (And there's more)
 Stop leaving parties
 Stop going home
 Stop jerking off
 With your iPhone
 Stop eating kale
 On your sub
 Stop drinking coffee
 In a strip club
 Oh, wrestling a crust-punk
 Over a bag of doughnuts
 On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue
 Nobody gives a damn
 About your stupid punk rock band at all
 Out on the streets of Portland
 (Portland, Portland, Portland, Portland) x4
 Bus ride (Portland)
 Burnside (Portland)
 Get drunk (Portland)
 Crust-punk (Portland)
 Bookstore (Portland)
 Doughnut (Portland)
 And that's everything I know about Portland
 Buying a crust-punk
 A nice big bag of doughnuts
 On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue
 No one gives a doggie doo
 About your stupid home brew at all
 Out on the streets
 The filthy streets
 The crust-punk streets
 The food truck streets
 Out on the streets of Portland
 Portland, Portland, Portland
 (Portland)