Stock Photo Girl

I was lonely and I was sad
 Sitting in my boxer shorts like somebody's dad
 I saw your picture in the paper it caught my eye
 It said to call right now you'll be standing by
 Said you were standing by
 You got a desk and you got a phone
 Your smile makes me feel good when I'm alone oh
 You got beautiful eyes, beautiful hair,
 Your computer monitor is big and square
 They should really buy you a new monitor
 Oh
 Stock photo girl
 I believe what you told me
 Stock photo girl
 I bought the stuff that you sold me
 Stock photo girl
 I only want you to hold me, but you only
 Yeah you only, you only put me on hold
 Hello, hello is any one there?
 I'll buy the vitamins, I'll buy the creams
 Anything to follow my dream
 There's a guy in a lab coat holding a chart
 If he's your boyfriend that would break my heart
 Stock photo girl
 I believe what you told me
 Stock photo girl
 I bought the stuff that you sold me
 Stock photo girl
 I only want you to hold me, but you only
 Yeah you only, you only put me on hold
 I'm stuck hold yeah you put me on hold
 Somebody get me off hold
 I'm on hold I'm still on hold
 Oh no somebody pick up the phone no
 Oh it's ringing
 Hello?
 Hi yeah, I would like to place an order with you guys,
 Uh a very large order,
 But there's a particular operator I'd like to talk to,
 Uh I don't know, I can't remember her name but she looks,
 Uh she's got uh beautiful wavy hair and uh alabaster skin.
 Do you know who I'm talking about?
 Hmm no one like that there huh, I better talk to your manager.
 Hi yeah I would like to order from this uh lady here in this ad.
 Uh she's not there right now huh.
 Well uh well if I place an order will she get back to me?
 Ok. Do you have a pill that would make my penis smaller?
 Oh
 Stock photo girl
 I believe what you told me
 Stock photo girl
 I bought the stuff that you sold me
 Stock photo girl
 I only want you to hold me, but you never hold me
 You never hold me, no you never never never
 Stock photo girl
 You got my credit card
 Stock photo girl
 I got 24 cases of ...
 Stock photo girl
 I only want you to hold me,
 But you only yeah you only you only put me on hold
 Hi yeah, I would uh, like to lodge a complaint,
 Uh this hemorrhoid cream tastes terrible and these man diapers are,
 Uh are really too tight. I ordered XL.
 The uh penis shrinking pill has worked great however.
 No refunds huh... Yeah huh backing away from the microphone...