Roman's Revenge

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
 So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
 See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
 I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
 Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'
 So fuck I look like gettin' back to a has-been
 Yeah, I said it, has-been
 Hang it up, flat screen
 Plasma
 Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
 I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine
 I got bars, sentencin'
 I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt
 And I'll kick that ho', punt
 Forced trauma, blunt
 You play the back bitch, I'm in the front
 You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it
 Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' with
 You lil' brag-a-lot beat you with a pad-a-lock
 I am a movie, camera block
 You outta work, I know it's tough
 But enough is enough
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
 I ain't into S&M but my whip's off the chain
 A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
 Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
 An eraser for a head, fuckin' pencil for a frame
 You don't like it then peel off, bitch, every last woman on Earth, I'll kill off
 And I still wouldn't fuck you, slut, so wipe the smile on your grill off
 I swear to God, I'll piss a Happy Meal off
 Get the wheels turnin', spin a wheel off
 Snap the axle in half, bust the tire-rod
 Quit hollerin' "Why, God?" He ain't got shit to do with it
 Bygones'll never be bygones so won't be finished swallowin' my wad
 I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra
 Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard, I swear to God
 Life is a dumb blond, white broad
 With fake tits and a bad dye job
 Who just spit in my fuckin' face and called me a fuckin' tightwad
 'Til finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
 And caught her stealin' my music so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
 Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
 Look, two pees and a tripod
 The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod?
 Kick it back in its face, my God
 It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
 But don't ask why, bitch, ask "Why not?"
 The world, world is my punchin' bag and
 If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots
 Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
 Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
 Like a, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 You fell off, off, they must've bumped your wagon
 You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end
 Told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic
 Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on?
 Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
 Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little ho'
 Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow
 Nicki, she just mad 'cause you took the spot
 Word, that bitch mad 'cause I took the spot?
 Well bitch, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot
 Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top
 I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin'
 I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'
 Overseas, church, Vatican
 You at a stand still, mannequin
 You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
 I'm the motherfuckin' boss, overwrite
 And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
 Now all my niggas gettin' bucked, overbite
 I see them dusty ass Filas, Levi's
 Raggedy ass, holes in your knee-highs
 I call the play, now do you see why?
 These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli
 Manning, Eli
 These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli
 All you lil' faggots can suck it
 No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets
 And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
 Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep actin' as if
 You have the same passion that I have
 Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass, you ass dicks had gastric bypass
 Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass
 And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids, eyelash
 Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a fuckin' balcony
 'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
 You know what time it is, so why ask
 When Shady and Nicki's worlds class, it's high class meets white trash
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
 Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
 Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it
 You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad
 You and this boy Slim Shady
 What's goin' on?
 They'll lock you away
 They'll put you in a jail cell
 I promise
 Take your mother's warnin', Roman please
 Back to bed, run along
 Let's go, come on
 Wash your mouth out with soap, boys