The Father is Holy

Verse 1
 Another Sunday morn
 The pious face is worn
 Deacon Joe Johnston leaves the real one behind
 With wife and kids
 He's such a righteous God-fearing man
 Talks of love, morals, faith, salvation, charity, and,
 Never mentions the other woman he often rams!
 Verse 2
 She sits so pompously,
 Reciting furiously,
 Mary sings loudest, moral pillar of clay
 Her husband boasts
 She's such a God-fearing woman
 She talks of love, morals, faith, salvation, chastity, and,
 Never mentions her romps(trysts) with Joe in Hotel Love Land where,
 Chorus:
 He will rise and cum again
 Take her to the Promised Land
 She will sing her songs of praise
 Kneeling down between his legs
 Verse 3
 Condemning Zealously
 Revealed Activities
 Christians aren't perfect just forgiven he cries
 Half right again Father Flynn now starts to really get scared
 Another whiskey and 7 leaves his fears unimpaired
 Will she reveal the Chosen Ones with whom she has shared
 Verse 4
 The scandal burns red hot
 Father Flynn has been caught
 His crying confession leaves the followers touched
 Months go by and things are happy happy again
 Flynn talks of love morals, faith, salvation, charity, and,
 Never mentions his nasty habits done in Christ's name
 Like his laying of hands upon the rectory maid
 Or the money he steals to buy the booze that he craves
 Or the "services" given to the boys that he "saves"
 Uh huh, he's holy again.
 Uh huh, he's holy again.
 Or the porno he leers at every night when he bathes
 Or the bottle of Whiskey helping him through his day
 Or his rendezvous with Joe's unholy lay
 etc.