Jack My Dick

{*breathing heavy and moaning*}
 Ohhhhhhhh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 [Obie Trice]
 Yo, Obie never gets upset when a bitch say no
 I don't grab her neck and throw the hoe on the flo'
 I go home and bust nuts on Del Rio
 And be happy that I'm not around them jail people
 Fuck money, pussy is the root of evil
 Cause a bitch'll drop they drawers and still deceive you
 Have the cops believe YOU? No way, no how
 Cause she just scarred her face while you were asleep on the couch
 When the cops arrive, they lookin at her like "Ouuuuch!
 Let's take this nigga down"
 That's why I jacks my dick off
 I jacks my dick off
 [Chorus]
 I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
 I jacks my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
 Aiyyo I jacks my dick off
 (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
 I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
 [Obie Trice]
 When I'm alone in my room, yo, I stare at the wall
 Cause I got a tall poster of that chick Tina Dickinballs
 And it's like she in the same room with me
 Cause imagination is a motherfucker tipsy
 Got the Kleenex beside me just in case it get outta hand
 Get it? I'm Del Rio's biggest fan
 Janet Jacme wanted to do just that
 'til she copped a attitude when I was like
 "Where the fuck is your glove at?"
 Fuck that! Ain't no chokin my neck, if you not protected
 You know hands carry infections
 I jacks my dick off
 Yo, yo, I jacks my dick off
 [Chorus]
 Off off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
 I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
 I jacks my dick off (come correct)
 I jacks my dick off (and maybe we can have a little sex)
 I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
 [Obie Trice]
 I beat my meat on the regular base
 I get tired of havin these stupid rats in my face
 Tellin me wait or, "It's not time, plus I'm on the menustration"
 All of this is aggravate
 Where's Ms. Masturbation? By my side
 I don't worry about her givin me AIDS
 to make me lose my fuckin mind
 Cause STD's inflict strongly in my area
 Scrotum, put on some of that old mascara
 and jack my dick off
 Aiyyo yo yo, I jacks my dick off
 Yo! I jacks my dick off
 Jacks my dick off and off
 [Chorus]
 Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
 I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
 Aiyyo I jacks my dick off
 (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
 I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
 [Obie Trice]
 Aiyyo, ay you can call a nigga sick, or basically perverted
 It really don't matter, cause Obie still do it
 It's called abstinence
 Absolutely sure that I'm absent from sex
 unless you show non-reactiveness
 Pass the DNA to your doc
 And maybe we can F-U-C, after dark
 Until then I'll bust nuts on porn class
 Let me know when you're ready to take the test on your freaky pass
 I'll be jackin my dick off
 Ha, jackin my dick off
 Aiyyo yo, I jacks my dick off
 Jacks my dick off and off
 [Chorus]
 Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
 I jacks my dick off (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
 Aiyyo I jacks my dick off
 (come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex)
 I jacks my dick off (have a little sex)
 Yo, I say I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' pussy)
 I'll be jackin my dick off, yo (cause yo' shit is kinda funky)
 Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct)
 [Outro]
 What? I'll jacks my shit off!
 What the fuck?
 Watch, heh