Joseph and Alexander

Joseph and Alexander ride their flaming swans
 above Miss Dovepost and her loudmouth niece
 who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset
 looked remarkably obese
 Joseph and Alexander redirect their swanis left
 to take a gander at the funnel nosed threes
 in the Pekinese trees
 who are normally a nervous sort
 but now seem quite at ease
 Joseph and Alexander are brothers and best friends
 the wonderful adventures that they share together never end
 Be sure to send a smile for me and Dave
 to wherever they're pretending to be
 I hope they keep a journal
 and take lots of photographs
 of all the funny things they see
 Joseph and Alexander
 approach the nest of the speckled salamander
 who with utmost care is knitting thermal underwear
 She smiles and hollers up
 "These are for my grandchildren to wear"
 Joseph and Alexander feeling tuckered
 now decide to meander back into their beds
 and kiss their swanis on the head
 but before going to sleepy land
 Joseph turned and said
 "Aggats, I love you"
 Alexander yawned and said
 "Joseph me too I love you"