My British Tour Diary (Restiform Bodies (anticon.) remix)

On our trip to England I noticed something obscene
 People still actually give a shit about the Queen
 Though London girls aren't snobs at all
 and Brighton's lovely in the Fall
 Left alone to drive ourselves on the opposite side
 Man it was a miracle that nobody died
 Hanging out with Steven Drew, Theo,
 Paul and Sorrel too
 Eating at Welcome Breaks daily
 We danced in Leeds with Brit Pop Haley
 Performing with the Apples
 and then crashing at the Wrights
 Bitching because Steven booked us
 on such early flights
 Always in a foggy haze
 because we hadn't slept for days
 Every single one of our London cabbies played
 The most truly repellent techno music ever made
 But they'll drop you without hesitation if you try changing the station
 Up to our necks in crisps and litter
 in the van we dubbed the Gary Glitter