The Blank Husband Epidemic

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
 who hated his job and hated his life
 So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
 off of a bridge because he hated his car
 and he hated his life
 He couldn't silence the ever present thought
 "I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful man"
 And his heart was blank
 don't we know what blank people are good for
 what they are good for?
 My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
 who just couldn't escape or catch a break
 So he wanted to ride his bike
 blindfolded into traffic
 cause he hated his bike and he hated his life
 His heart was consumed with guilt
 from the knowledge he had not
 become a successful man
 he was an unsuccessful man
 and his heart was blank
 don't we know what blank people are good for
 what they are good for?
 Till one day my Auntie introduced him
 to her friend named Gwendoline
 and she must have made a stunning first impression
 because he left my Auntie
 and never came back again leaving with Gwendoline
 But my Auntie didn't care
 she knew she could find
 another blank husband anywhere
 by God they're everywhere
 My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband