Coahuila - Live

I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli
 The last ten years of my life I've been feeling kind of lonely
 I don't do love, I don't do women named Hannah
 And I don't do red haired girls from Louisiana
 I'm suffering from a kind of indecision
 About what I'm going to watch on television
 And I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila
 With a little brown haired girl and her tequila
 My mama always seems to sing the same song
 You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky-tonks
 What she says is true with that I must agree
 'Cause any girl worth having wouldn't have a thing to do with me
 And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision
 About what I'm going to watch on television
 And I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila
 With a little brown haired girl and her tequila
 I'm sitting here just sucking on my cavity, cavity
 Thinking of the things you used to say to me tragedy
 And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision
 About a little brown haired girl, a little brown haired girl
 A little brown haired girl and her tequila