No Baby I

The lights were low but I was lower
 The radio was playing somewhere else
 The room was full of surface tension
 I was only thinking 'bout myself
 No baby I
 No baby I
 No baby I don't want to see you hurt
 You got them tears they fall like pearls
 Blame it on gravity, yeah
 Blame it on being a girl
 The room was full of undertakers
 Movers and martini shakers gone
 The reaper left at 7: 30
 Took off in a taxi with a blonde
 The difference between us
 Is way down on the inside
 It's very tricky business
 No baby I
 No baby I
 No baby I don't want to see you hurt
 You got them tears
 They fall like pearls
 Blame it on gravity, yeah
 Blame it on being a girl
 Blame it on gravity, yeah
 Blame it on being a girl
 Here's a toast to no good Friday
 I was bound to do it my way wrong
 Strum it on a telecaster
 Sing it like a train disaster song
 The difference between us
 Is way down on the inside
 And it's very tricky business
 No baby I
 No baby I
 No baby I don't want to see you hurt
 You got them tears they fall like pearls
 Blame it on gravity, yeah
 Blame it on being a girl
 Blame it on gravity, yeah
 Blame it on being a girl