Murder She Wrote

I hung up the telephone and turned on the television
 After you told me we were through
 In a little while I'll think about the things that you said
 But right now I've other things to do
 It's one-thirty now and in a little while
 I'll be watching Sally Jesse Raphael
 At three o'clock Matlock comes on
 Then it's Jake and the Fatman at four
 At five o'clock I'll watch the early news
 Next PBS has foreign film reviews
 And then you'll find me watching Murder She Wrote
 CHORUS:
 Yeah I din't really need you at all
 So don't even bother to call
 I'm doing fine on my own
 I'll lean back in my easy chair
 And pretend that I just don't care
 That you're gone and I'm all alone
 I'll look through the TV Guide, I don't care what's inside
 Any old thing to pass the time
 I don't care what but there must be something that I can do
 To make me forget about you
 It's six-thirty and I've really gotta go
 Because I have to watch Eyewitness Video
 Next Who's the Boss, it'll be your loss if you don't watch it with me
 And then prime time, the fun never stops
 America's Most Wanted, Secret Service and Cops
 I'll get my RDA of Murder She Wrote
 CHORUS
 (Spanish translation:
 I woke up this morning and the sun was gone
 I turned on the TV to start my day
 I think of a girl I used to know
 I close my eyes and she's slipped away)
 And I'm tired of being alone
 For a little while for a little while
 for a little while for a little while
 I've been thinking about the things that you said
 And though I'm hungering for you I regret to inform you
 I'm too busy to come to the phone
 Because that cool juicer guy is on Channel 29
 And then I can watch Cher caress some fat lady's hair
 And you know what comes next, phone 1-900-GOOD-SEX
 And though it's time for People's Court
 you know I'm really more the sort
 To watch Murder She Wrote