Perfect Day

I woke up to the sound of the garbage truck again
 Upstairs neighbor's toilet is leaking on my head
 My car's broke down I missed the bus that runs at ten
 I had a feeling this was a day to stay in bed
 I finally left my pad right under Jumbo's clown room
 A police officer pulled out his gun and said,
 "Freeze, put your hands up!"
 I said, "Sir you got the wrong guy."
 I guess it's just the perfect day
 It's just the perfect day
 Oh oh oh, ohh
 Na na na na na
 Oh oh oh, ohhohh
 I'm sippin' a Fresca at the downtown county jail
 My friends are all too broke to come up with my bail
 I lost my day shoes to Tiny playing spades
 I'm sleeping with one eye open to make sure I don't get laid
 Vaye te petras hay a la chingada
 The deportation officer he said to me
 They put us on a bus to Guadalajara
 I guess it's just the perfect day
 Oh
 It's just the perfect day
 Oh
 Na na na na na
 Oh oh oh, ohhohh (It was a perfect day)
 Have you ever, ever had one of those days
 When it seems nothing's right nothing's going your way
 It's all wrong I dedicate this song
 To you, you and you and whoever relates to what we do
 But somebody tell me why, why, why
 This always happens to me, me, me
 Just another dose of reality
 Just trying to make the best of this situation
 This really isn't my idea of vacation
 Oh my, my mamacita say
 Hey baby vaminos a me
 This chica bonita is looking ok
 Yeah I think I'm going to stay
 I guess it's just a perfect day
 My car broke down
 It was a perfect day
 The surf is up
 It was a perfect day
 My dog gone astray
 It was a perfect day
 This one (unintelliagble) (It was a perfect day!)
 My wife run away
 It was a perfect day
 My cat run away
 It was a perfect day
 My dog gone astray
 It was a perfect day
 It was a perfect day
 Cops took away my stash
 The policeman took away my stash (Just the perfect day)
 It was a perfect day
 It was a perfect day (I guess it's just thge perfect day)
 It was a perfect day (It's just the perfect day)
 Somebody broke my bong
 It was a perfect day
 This is our hit song
 It was a perfect day
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 It was a perfect day
 It was a perfect day
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 De pancha ha (?)
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 De pancha ha (?)
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 De pancha ha (?)
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 It's just the perfect day
 It's just the perfect day