Black Diamond

There's nothing sadder than an empty sidecar
 A train with no engineer
 The cop in this town, he hates Elvis
 He's hanging from my rearview mirror
 But he never sees it, he's usually drinking beer
 Leaves his patrol car parked down here
 In Black Diamond
 Where the mountains begin and end
 Black Diamond
 Never one to fit in
 My neighbor is a veteran, he's got a Doberman
 He named her Hope
 His pension's guaranteed, but he sells the kids weed
 And tells dirty jokes
 My sister's in the beauty shop, wants to move on
 She's tried to leave but she never stays gone
 From Black Diamond
 Where the mountains begin and end
 Black Diamond
 Never one to fit in
 Black Diamond
 For a Rocky Mountain ring
 Oh Black Diamond
 I can hear 'em sing
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 Too late now to start again
 You always look smarter with your shirt tucked in
 Caught between the tables and the jukebox
 Between Fireworks and Let There Be Rock
 Shooter nights and chicken wings
 Kids around here will dance to anything
 There's nothing sadder than an empty sidecar
 A train with no engineer
 The cop in this town, he hates Elvis
 He's hanging from my rearview mirror
 Like the one-eared wolf with a green dragon smile
 Pour another shot, I'm gonna be here awhile
 In Black Diamond
 Where the mountains begin and end
 Black Diamond
 Never one to fit in
 Black Diamond
 For a Rocky Mountain ring
 Oh Black Diamond
 I can hear 'em sing
 I can hear 'em sing