Plucking Daisies

She loves me.
 She loves me not
 Hey, she loves me!
 Eh, she loves me not
 She loves me.
 She love.
 I wonder what this flower would say if it could talk
 Besides "ow"
 Yo, I need to know if shorty loves me or not
 I give her all that I have, and she's all that I got
 But I'm confused, what's the answer – is she in or she out?
 And is there anybody who can help me figure this out?
 I'm livin' in doubt, this situation's drivin' me fuckin' crazy
 My mind's racin', shit got me here pluckin' daisies
 I said the situation's drivin' me fuckin' crazy
 My mind's racin', shit got me here pluckin' daisies
 She loves me – and I can see it in her eyes when she looks at me
 She seems so happy, makes me feel like romancing
 Whether it's under the moon or right beside the candle light
 Man, I know I'm right, I swear I see her soul dancing
 "She loves you not – and I think I know why
 You have to read between the lines, this girl is tellin' you lies
 I know when she starin' that her little twinkle is fly
 But in the back of her mind she givin' you the evil eye"
 Uh uh, she loves me – and there's no way that she's frontin'
 The target Cupid was huntin' and for my love she's a glutton
 She saves every voicemail that I leave on her phone
 I never have to take her out, we spend our time all alone
 "Well between me and you, that's somethin' she would do
 'Cause quite frankly, she really don't wanna be seen with you
 Why else would a chick turn down a trip to the mall?
 Yeah she saves your messages, but ain't returnin' your calls"
 She don't love you
 It's all because Daisy don't love you
 It's all because Daisy don't love you (you you)
 (In reverse)
 ...She wants me
 She's always there for me when times are bad
 "But whenever she's around – times are bad
 You gotta listen to me, I'm tellin' you dude
 Those words that she mouthed across the room to you was 'elephant shoe'"
 But she loves my sense of humor
 "You mean the way she laughs at you?"
 I'm the best she ever had
 "And you believe her?"
 'Course I do
 "That aint' love, that's an example of lust
 A big butt, nice smile, never worthy of trust"
 Well some nights the conversation lasts for hours on end
 Without turnin' into a fight or argument
 "Man you got it all wrong about riffin' with women
 With them there's no point in winnin' if they don't respect your opinion"
 She gets along with all my friends and shows interest in my hobbies
 "Didn't you meet this girl at the Tone show in the lobby?"
 Hold up, easy now dawg, slow ya horses
 "Stories like this end in divorces
 So, please don't force it, if it's meant to it'll be
 We all find that perfect someone eventually"
 Man I can't believe I fell in love with someone who hates me
 I must be crazy gettin' advice from a daisy
 I can't believe I fell in love with someone who hates me
 I must be crazy talkin' to a fuckin' daisy