Ugly Drunken Woman

One Friday night I was strolling out
 To get me outta here
 Go to the pub just for a black stuff
 But it ended up with ten beer
 Coz a lady came and she start to complain
 And bluster to me all night
 She paid me the drinks with a pander blink
 Then she kissed me with her stinking mouth
 Coz this ugly drunken woman
 Drinks like a man
 But she's pride like a dame
 It's like the age of romance
 We like to dance
 In our elegant way
 And she paid me drinks for fuck her
 And I'm just a bugger
 I come round the game
 The prey can be another me to fall
 She doesn't care at all
 Full of lust we were driving fast
 In my car to a cheap motel
 She's turned her brain
 Coz the last champaigne
 Knocked her out so well
 She was out of pride, dressed like a bride
 There's a monkey on my back
 Wanted to be wife,
 Get a perfect life,
 But all I left's the jack
 Coz this ugly drunken woman
 Drinks like a man
 But she's pride like a dame
 It's like the age of romance
 We like to dance
 In our elegant way
 And she paid me drinks for fuck her
 And I'm just a bugger
 I come round the game
 The prey can be another me to fall
 She doesn't care at all
 Coz this ugly drunken woman
 Drinks like a man
 But she's pride like a dame
 It's like the age of romance
 We like to dance
 In our elegant way
 And she paid me drinks for fuck her
 And I'm just a bugger
 I come round the game
 The prey can be another me to fall
 She doesn't care at all
 La-lala-lala-lala
 La-lala-lala-lala
 La-lala-lala-lala
 La-lala
 Hey! Hey! Hey!
 Hey!