P-Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)

Good evening
 Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong
 We have taken control as to bring you this special show
 We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
 A welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk
 Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
 Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
 Dealers of funky music
 P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb
 Coming to you directly from the Mothership
 Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, five hundred thousand kilowatts of P-Funk-power
 So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
 And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker
 My motto is
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up (wants to get funked up)
 I want the bomb
 I want the P-Funk (yeah)
 I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up
 Yeah, WEFUNK y'all
 Now this is what I want you all to do
 If you got faults, defects or shortcomings
 You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
 Whatever part of your body it is
 I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through
 Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
 The desired effect is what you get
 When you improve your Interplanetary Funks Manship
 Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming
 Doin' it to you in 3-D
 So groovy that I dig me
 Once upon a time called Now!
 Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"
 I say, "Is Seven Up?"
 Yeah, P-Funk!
 Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut funk!)
 I want my funk uncut (P-Funk!)
 Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut)
 I wants to get funked up
 I want the bomb
 I want the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up (make mine)
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut (the P)
 Make my funk the P-Funk (hah!)
 I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all)
 I want the bomb, (home of the bomb)
 I want the P-Funk
 I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk)
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 Before I take it home
 Yeah, I dig!
 Let me put my sunglasses on
 That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
 So you can feel cool
 Gangster lean
 Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop
 Well, alright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile
 Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me
 Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients
 Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
 It was cool
 But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho!
 WEFUNK, we funk
 Make my funk the P-Funk (ho!)
 I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine)
 Make my funk the P-Funk (yeah)
 I wants to get funked up
 I want the bomb
 I want the P-Funk (P-Funk, y'all)
 Don't want my funk stepped on
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 (Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)
 Before I take it home
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 Gettin' deep
 Once upon a time called Right Now
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 Ain't it funky now
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 Far 'round
 
 Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb)
 I want the bomb
 I want the P-Funk
 Don't want my funk stepped on
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 Before I take it home
 Yeah
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 We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up
 I want the bomb
 I want the P-Funk
 Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine)
 Make my funk the P-Funk (I wants to get funked up)
 Before I take it home
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 Don't stop, get down
 Talk!
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 Blow your horn
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 Pee-you!
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 Wants to get funked up
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 Well, alright!
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up
 I want the bomb, (P-Funk)
 I want the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up
 Make my funk the P-Funk (Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk)
 I want my funk uncut (Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection)
 Make my funk the P-Funk (Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)
 I wants to get funked up (Dealers of funky music)
 I want the bomb (P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb)
 I want the P-Funk (Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker)
 I want my funk uncut (Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming)
 Make my funk the P-Funk (Coming to you in 3-D)
 Before I take it home (So groovy that I dig me)
 Make my funk the P-Funk (Yeah)
 I want my funk uncut
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 I wants to get funked up
 I want the bomb, (P-Funk)
 I want the P-Funk
 I want my funk uncut
 Make my funk the P-Funk
 Before I take it home