Last Time That I Saw You

The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell
 Apologies are probably in order I can tell
 From the pictures that you posted
 I look liquid, I look toasted
 and I probably owe you money as well
 I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted
 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
 - I felt down
 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
 From the second that I started I was done
 Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk
 Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home
 Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone
 but hot damn I was seeing double
 singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long
 (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!)
 I don't want to see my credit card statement
 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92
 I was pissed, I was plowed
 I was messed up, blacked out
 This hangover is gonna last a month
 Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk
 I got a YOLO tattoo
 Drunk dyin everyone I knew
 A shopping spree on Amazon
 What the hell was going on?
 Apparently I drank a bit too much
 Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk
 and useless
 Woke up, I was handcuffed to a breifcase, I was clueless
 How did I do this?
 When I went to call the next day
 I remembered that I lost my phone
 How the hell did I get that way?
 I was dazed, I was faded
 I was sixteen types of wasted
 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
 - I felt down
 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
 From the second that I started I was done
 Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk