Granddaddy

Someday I will be a granddaddy
 I'll be the laziest sonofabitch you ever seen
 I won't care if the children are being bratty
 I'll just walk around as if it's all a dream
 And if the whole world loses its mind
 I'll be fine
 Ride the roller coaster round the bend and back again
 If I live to be bout ninety five
 I'll just sit there on my porch and eat an apple
 They say one a day helps keep the doctor away
 And that's ok
 But I ain't taking any chances on my fate
 Gonna bounce you on my knees just in case
 When the time comes to burn out or fade away
 Like the rest of my life, I'll be running late
 If the time comes to put me in a home
 I'll be gone
 No desire to wander round alone
 I'll be gone, I'll be gone
 Someday when I'm a granddaddy
 Be as sweet as pumpkin pie, just wait and see
 We'll hide chocolate candy all around the house
 So all the little ones will come and see me
 We'll hide chocolate candy all around the house
 Then all the little ones will come and see me