Convoy

"Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
 You got a copy on me Pigpen? C'mon"
 "Ah yeah, ten-four Pigpen, for sure, for sure
 By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown, c'mon"
 "Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen
 Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy
 Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy"
 (Convoy)
 It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
 In a Kenworth pullin' logs
 Cab over Pete with a reefer on
 And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
 We's headed for bear on eye-one-oh
 About a mile outta Shakeytown
 I says "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck
 And I'm about to put the hammer down"
 'Cause we got a little convoy rockin' through the night
 Yeah we got a little convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
 Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
 We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
 Convoy
 "Now breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck
 And you wanna back off them hogs?"
 "Yeah, ten-four, about five mile or so
 "Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' intense up here"
 By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all
 But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
 And them bears is wall to wall
 Yeah them smokeys is thick as bugs on a bumper
 They even had a bear in the air
 I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck
 We about to go a-huntin' bear"
 'Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' through the night
 Yeah we got a great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
 Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
 Gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
 Convoy
 "You want to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?"
 "Negatory Pigpen, you're still too close
 Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
 Mercy's sakes you better back off another ten"
 Well we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four
 Like a rocket sled on rails
 We tore up all of our swindle sheets
 And left 'em sittin' on the scales
 By the time we hit that Shi town
 Them bears was a-gettin' smart
 They bought up some reinforcements
 From the Illinois National Guard
 There's armoured cars and tanks and jeeps
 And rigs of every size
 Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
 And choppers filled the skies
 Well we shot the line
 We went for broke
 With a thousand screaming trucks
 And eleven longhaired friends of Jesus
 In a chartreuse microbus
 "Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. Come over?"
 "Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster
 Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?"
 "Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get"
 Oh we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
 And prepared to cross the line
 I could see the bridge was lined with bears
 But I didn't have a doggone dime
 I says, "Pigpen this here's Rubber Duck
 We just ain't gonna pay no toll"
 So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
 I says, "Let them truckers roll, ten-four"
 'Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' through the night
 Yeah we got a mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
 Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
 We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
 Convoy
 "Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA?"
 "Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure"
 "Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here
 So keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail
 We'll catch you on the flip-flop
 This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone, buh bye"