The King

The other day
 I got in a fight
 It involved me and my foot in my mouth
 And my wife
 Then I got to thinking
 Wouldn't it be grand
 If with every word I said
 My wish was the world's command
 I'd be the king
 I'd be the top
 I'd give myself a raise
 Throw my own parade
 Number one, the chief, the boss
 I'd be the king
 No honey-do list
 I'd rule
 Whatever I say is the way that it goes
 That'd be cool
 And I'd go fishing
 Or maybe watch sports on TV
 And folks would carry me around
 And I'd get to wear a crown
 And I'd never spend a day on my feet
 Chorus-solo-rpt chorus
 I'd be living large
 I'd be in charge
 The whole world would bow to me, I'd be the king
 It happened again
 I got in a fight
 In involved me and my foot in my mouth
 And my wife