Double Heart

Thirty Fahrenheit as I was riding by
 I caught you freezing in the line out the DMV
 The third time's a charm if you're trying hard
 Sittin' pretty with that officer on your arm
 Cobalt and tall, peg legger slacks
 Sweeter than a dentist's nightmare
 If you can't drive a car, you can drive me
 Stripin' diamonds now on the city gig
 Recreational Department treats me like a kid
 Stick it to them's all I can say in pride
 If I don't finish with the outfield they'll have my hide
 Shining up my loafs, I'm the first to go
 I'm saltier than sailor's blood
 If I can't hold a job, can I hold you?
 Do you know how to touch this American?
 If you'll just buy me brunch
 Don't you know just how much of our life is gone?
 Just let me buy you brunch
 If you can't drive a car, you can drive me
 If I can't hold a job, can I hold you?