Step on My Face (And Tell Me That You Love Me)

Step on my face
 And tell me that you love me
 From head to toe
 You overflow me with grace
 I can't sit still
 With paw pads pressed against me
 Entrap me, oh please
 Step on my face
 The touch, the shine
 They help me unwind
 And I can't tell you
 How long I've waited for
 Is it, a crime
 To have paws on my mind?
 Surround me softly, and give me
 A taste of those toe-beans
 Sucking a toe
 Is better than blow
 And sharply less expensive
 No matter your flaws
 Just give me your paws
 And tolerate my tongue
 Your feet, my nose
 Can we bring them close?
 Now and forever, just as long as
 They're reasonably clean
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 Under you, darling
 I'm in paradise
 I know you won't harm me
 With your toes against my lips
 With your beans against my jeans
 Like a short order chef
 I'm calling out for frijoles
 Step on my face
 And tell me that
 You'll never have shoes around me
 I love you, so please
 Step on my face