Substitute (For The Real Deal)

She says what?
 She doesn't like your new haircut?
 Way too long in the back? - its alright!
 She comes and goes
 She doesn't like your faded clothes
 Hey you're sleazier than most but it's alright!
 She can still change her mind
 And stay the night
 Stay the night
 You're a substitute for the real deal
 A substitute for the real deal
 That she wants so bad
 She wants so bad
 She says so
 She doesn't like your rock'n roll
 Cos it makes her feel old but it's alright
 She comes and goes
 She doesn't like your fading clothes
 You look cheaper than most but it's alright!
 She can still change her mind
 And stay the night
 Stay the night
 You're a substitute for the real deal
 A substitute for the real deal
 That she wants so bad
 She wants so bad
 You killed an elephant to find an ant
 You made a point that came and went
 You're a substitute for the real deal
 Such a substitute for the real deal