House Rent Jump

Happy birthday Mr. Mann
 Aw, you hit the numbers big
 Tomorrows it's back to the hard rock pile
 But tonight you're really gonna powder your wig
 Everybody have a can of beer on me
 See that one legged fellow dance
 Aw, shake, break it, crack it like an egg
 It's never too late for some mad romance
 It's a free country but it sure ain't cheap
 Up to your ankles well, you're in too deep
 The party's over and the money's spent
 Now here comes Monday and we ain't got rent
 House rent jump
 Plant a big kiss on your brown eyed boy
 That's what I'm talkin' about
 Now hold it still 'til you freeze it dry
 Don't move a muscle or you'll blow sky high
 There's people in the kitchen I ain't seen before
 This place all balled a bunch
 The pad's fillin' in all midnight to six
 People sportin' feathered hats and such
 It's a free country but it sure ain't cheap
 Up to your ankles well, you're in too deep
 The party's over and the money's spent
 Now here comes Monday and we ain't got rent
 House rent jump
 House rent jump
 House rent jump
 They're tappin' the phone like a cider keg
 And the juice is runnin' down the floor
 And here comes a girl in a submarine
 Wearin' a green dress like a dinosaur
 It's a free country but it sure ain't cheap
 Up to your ankles well, you're in too deep
 The party's over and the money's spent
 Now here comes Monday and we ain't got rent
 House rent jump
 House rent jump
 House rent jump
 Aw, tell Donald Trump