Roses Are Free

Take a piece of tinsel
 and put it on the tree
 cut a slab a melon
 and pretend that you still love me
 carve out a pumpkin
 and rely on your destiny
 get in your car
 and cruise the land of the brave
 and the free
 but dont forget to understand
 exactly what you put on the tree
 dont belive the florist when he tells
 you that the roses are free
 take a wrinkled raisin
 and do with it what you will
 push it into third
 if you know your gonna climb a hill
 eat plenty of lasagna
 til you know that you had your fill
 resist all the urges
 that make you wanna go out and kill
 but dont forget to understand
 exactly what you put on the tree
 dont belive the florist when he tells
 you that the roses are free
 throw that pumpkin at the tree
 unless you think that pumpkin
 holds your destiny
 cast it off into the sea
 bake that pie and eat it with me