Tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer
 Seize her with a tweezer
 Won't you step into the freezer
 Tease her with a tweezer
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
 (It's gonna be cold)
 (Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold)
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
 (It's gonna be cold)
 (Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold)
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
 (It's gonna be cold)
 (Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold)
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold
 Won't you step into the freezer
 Please her with a tweezer
 Won't you step into the freezer
 Please her with a tweezer
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
 (It's gonna be cold)
 (Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold)
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
 (It's gonna be cold)
 (Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold)
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
 (It's gonna be cold)
 (Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold)
 It's gonna be cold, cold, cold, cold
 Look who's in the freezer
 Uncle Ebenezer