Josie

Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
 And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
 She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
 She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
 Yeah, just because
 And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
 And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
 Quite half as much as I know I need her
 I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer
 And when I feel like giving up
 Like my world is falling down
 I show up at 3am
 She's still up watching Vacation, and I
 See her pretty face
 It takes me away to a better place and
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine
 Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
 And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
 She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
 She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
 And when I feel like giving up
 Like my world is falling down
 I show up at 3am
 She's still up watching Vacation, and I
 See her pretty face
 It takes me away to a better place and
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 I know that everything
 Everything's gonna be fine