The Adventures of Jason and Jr

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Jason and I were on
 Our way to see Iron Lung when some
 Bug-eyed stranger handed us
 The Constitution
 We thought he was either
 Insane or high
 'Till a sniper on a rooftop
 Killed the poor guy
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 Before we knew it
 We were under attack
 By Dick Cheney
 In his Halliburton jet pack
 We ran for our lives
 Straight into the clutches
 Of the FBI
 But we were rescued
 By the actor Michael Ironside
 He explained the whole
 Cloak and dagger scheme
 He called in the Swedish
 Lesbian commando team
 After the final battle
 In the Illuminati secret base
 We had cow tongue tacos
 From a food truck in Chevy Chase
 

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Duration
02:12
Key
6
Tempo
108 BPM

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