Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Big man, pig man
 Ha-ha, charade you are
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 Whoo!
 You, well-heeled big wheel
 Ha-ha, charade you are
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 And when your hand is on your heart
 You're nearly a good laugh
 Almost a joker
 With your head down in the pig bin
 Saying, "Keep on digging"
 Pig stain on your fat chin
 What do you hope to find
 Down in the pig mine?
 You're nearly a laugh
 You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry
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 Bus stop rat bag
 Ha-ha, charade you are
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 You, fucked up old hag
 Ha-ha, charade you are
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 You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
 You're nearly a good laugh
 Almost worth a quick grin
 You like the feel of steel
 You're hot stuff with a hatpin
 And good fun with a handgun
 You're nearly a laugh
 You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry
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 Hey you, Whitehouse
 Ha-ha, charade you are
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 You, house-proud town mouse
 Ha-ha, charade you are
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 You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
 You're nearly a real treat
 All tight lips and cold feet
 And do you feel abused?
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 You!
 Gotta stem the evil tide
 And keep it all on the inside
 Mary, you're nearly a treat
 Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry