I Was a Teenage Grandad

My flatmate told me,
 Said that you'd rung while I was out
 Celebrating being young
 And I was thinking while I was drinking,
 I'd like to think I'm an adventurous chicken...
 I never know when the night has ended,
 I'm more stupid than God intended!
 Instead of listening to the don'ts,
 I just do.
 It's true! It's true! It's true...
 I'm not through yet!
 I wish I was teenage
 Instead I am your grandad
 I thought when I reached 27
 I'd be either in hell or heaven,
 Had a heart attack and went epileptic,
 Almost prophetic as it was pathetic.
 I looked grim,
 Shook the cold hand of panic,
 Said, "Have a nice death."
 But I'm no Titanic
 And now I'm riding like the Headless Horseman,
 On the run! On the run! On the run, yeah!
 I wish I was teenage, instead I am your grandad!
 Living like a teenage grandad,
 Looking rahter sad.
 My way is to be way out there.
 Living like a teenage grandad,
 Looking rather sa.
 My way isn't your way out...
 I never know when the night has ended,
 Man I'm more stupid than God intended!
 Now I'm htere,
 Living like a teenage grandad,
 Looking rather sad.
 My way isn't your way out...