PWEIzation

We have a cure for your isolation
 It's called PWEI-zation
 It's far above your expectation
 It's called PWEI-zation
 We stay up late 'cause it helps us lose weight
 We use the phone when there's no one home
 We call long distance, but there's no one there
 It's due to the fact that we know nobody out there
 Beaming out a message across the nation
 Are you tuned into our radio station?
 Sending out a signal to cure isolation
 It's called PWEI-zation
 Number twelve looks just like you
 A nervous man in a four-dollar room
 On Thursday, we leave for home
 But first, a word from our sponsors out there in the ozone
 Beaming out a message across the nation
 Are you tuned into our radio station?
 Sending out a signal to cure isolation
 It's called PWEI-zation
 "(Ten seconds, nine...)
 I bring you a warning
 (Eight...)
 Tell the world
 (Seven...)
 Tell this to everybody
 (Six...)
 Wherever they are
 (Five...)
 Watch the skies
 (Four...)
 Keep looking
 (Three... two... one)
 Keep watching the skies"
 Beaming out a message across the nation
 Are you tuned into our radio station?
 Sending out a signal to cure isolation
 It's called PWEI-zation
 Graffiti City, it's a home from home
 For paranoia, bubbleheads and clones
 It's a refuge from the thought police
 Of Dementia 13, Dementia 13
 Beaming out a message across the nation
 Are you tuned into our radio station?
 Sending out a signal to cure isolation
 It's called PWEI-zation
 Beaming out a message across the nation
 Tune into our radio station