Low Down And Dirty

I'm feeling low down and dirty
 Bored and disgusted
 Don't you give me no money
 Cause I just cant be trusted
 I got a list of diseases that I cannot pronounce
 And a negative balance in my bank account
 I got high blood pressure rotten teeth
 I'm losing my hair I got stinking feet
 I got a nasty temper and I'm quick to snap
 So when you see me comin you better step back
 Doctor can't help me
 Doctor can't do
 Ain't no way to see me through
 Doctor can't help me
 Doctor can't say
 Feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey
 I'm feeling low down and dirty
 Dog faced and mad
 This is the worst reputation that I've ever had
 My wife don't love me my dogs gettin old
 And my dear old mama threw me out in the cold
 I went to the preacher just the other day
 I fell down to my knees and started to pray
 I said lord wont you tell me what's been going on
 All that's holding me up is my big behind
 Doctor can't help me
 Doctor can't do
 Ain't no way to see me through
 Doctor can't help me
 Doctor can't say
 Feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey